Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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