You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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