is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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