it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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