I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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