You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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