Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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