Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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