It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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