and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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