I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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