I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I faked an abortion last night.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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