Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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