"it" just moved
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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