One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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