what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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