i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
only if we run a train.
done.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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