yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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