I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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