I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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