Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i think my cat just said my name.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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