took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
And then he peed in my hair
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