I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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