I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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