Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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