3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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