So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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