I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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