i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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