Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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