Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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