There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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