Dual....:-)
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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