we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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