Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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