My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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