It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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