I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
try to milk me bitch
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
