I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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