What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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