just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize