Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just found puke in my bra..
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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