ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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