I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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