Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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