I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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