who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
