i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
