So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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