Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Randomize
