Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
you never un-have a 4some
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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