Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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