I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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