Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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