We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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