hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i dont even know how to be here
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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